What’s up, Inspector Gadget? How’s your new phone? That new app? The faster internet? How did Aquarians even live before the dawning of the age of the internet?
I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life. You probably had so many you needed a gun-rack in your flaming chariot, but for abacuses. That’s obviously accurate because you’re a curious and brainy rebel warrior.
Pretty great combo, Aqua-nator. Remember this true nature when your kids complain about being bored. Give it the old, “Are you NOT entertained?!” Then, balance it all out with some time away from electronics. Also, practice patience. Note that I said “practice.”
While it’s not a great time to get a new loan, it IS a fine time to raid the piggy bank JUST enough to get that object d’art you’ve had your eye on for the last few months.
It’s been calling to you. Go forth, and answer.
Hey, Virgo, hey. Details are fun, right? Holy crap. SO MANY DETAILS.
Your worst nightmare is that sacred-mountain-silent-and-solitary-meditation trip you see advertised in yoga magazines.
Here’s something to keep in mind: Venus and Gemini are meeting up for coffee.
You’ve got a bumpin’ planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks.
Venus borrowed your boyfriend jeans and plans on hanging around a while.
Sometimes you stay up at night wondering what, exactly, that one guy meant when he said that thing that time.
Keep your water bottle handy, and check now and again to make sure you still have all your teeth.
We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down.
I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life, Aquarius.
Here’s one thing to consider: everyone has faults, but not everyone gets to tell you what they think yours are.
Try to remember relaxation and boredom are not the same thing. You can cool out, and still be productive.