We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down. Like, WAY down. Like, hair-metal band down.
You’ve been following the rules, task-mastering, and plowing through projects like the industrious boss you are. Now you need to chill. You can do it. YOU CAN. Because you earned it.
And also because your kids LOVE when you pretend to be Gene Simmons. You’ve repeatedly shown them how to work hard — a crucial life-skill — and this month is a great time to show those yung’uns how to play hard too.
You know why? Because a bunch of sexy-ass planets are hanging out in Taurus, making their way to your solar 5th house of lovers and playmates. Yep. Whut whut.
Guess what else? You need to keep your eyes out for a bit of a windfall — keep in mind, these come in many forms. It could be money. It could also be a lot of free ice cream. Or a buy-one-get-one extra jar of your favorite pickles.
“Windfalls are everywhere if you look at them right.” — The Grateful Dead, probably.
Hey, Virgo, hey. Details are fun, right? Holy crap. SO MANY DETAILS.
Your worst nightmare is that sacred-mountain-silent-and-solitary-meditation trip you see advertised in yoga magazines.
Here’s something to keep in mind: Venus and Gemini are meeting up for coffee.
You’ve got a bumpin’ planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks.
Venus borrowed your boyfriend jeans and plans on hanging around a while.
Sometimes you stay up at night wondering what, exactly, that one guy meant when he said that thing that time.
Keep your water bottle handy, and check now and again to make sure you still have all your teeth.
We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down.
I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life, Aquarius.
Here’s one thing to consider: everyone has faults, but not everyone gets to tell you what they think yours are.
Try to remember relaxation and boredom are not the same thing. You can cool out, and still be productive.