You’re so good at juggling things, you should join the circus! You’re a multi-tasker to the end, with a busy mind and a great sense of humor. Hey, let’s be friends!
Wait though, sometimes your kids can’t keep up, so give them a break. Or, a rake. You know, to help rake the yard. That is to say: teach the kids how to share the many tasks you’re always working to accomplish. They’re on the team, right? Get ‘em on the court!
Ok now, listen up: you’re not gonna believe this but the zodiac actually says that around the 12th, you should definitely have a barbecue. You’ve got a bumpin’ planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks. Or some tofu. Whatever you’re into. Just take advantage of the good planetary energy and connect with your people.
Later in the month, Jupiter and Saturn are gonna throw down like a couple of angry chimpanzees hopped up on Xanax. Careful now. If you’re not paying attention to the details, you might accidentally make a mole-hill into a mountain.
Hey, Virgo, hey. Details are fun, right? Holy crap. SO MANY DETAILS.
Your worst nightmare is that sacred-mountain-silent-and-solitary-meditation trip you see advertised in yoga magazines.
Here’s something to keep in mind: Venus and Gemini are meeting up for coffee.
You’ve got a bumpin’ planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks.
Venus borrowed your boyfriend jeans and plans on hanging around a while.
Sometimes you stay up at night wondering what, exactly, that one guy meant when he said that thing that time.
Keep your water bottle handy, and check now and again to make sure you still have all your teeth.
We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down.
I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life, Aquarius.
Here’s one thing to consider: everyone has faults, but not everyone gets to tell you what they think yours are.
Try to remember relaxation and boredom are not the same thing. You can cool out, and still be productive.