2020 has meant a lot of things to a lot of people, most of them bad, but there's one thing I will always appreciate about this swirling diaper pail of a year once it's finally over: 2020 gave me elastic-waist pants.
See, when it comes to certain style-related rules and hangups, I am a little bit (okay, a lot) old-school. White jeans after Labor Day? Mmmm, nah. Open-toed sandals (or heaven forfend, flip-flops) in the office? My mother raised me better than that. (Thanks, mom.) And leggings as pants? Until this year, that was a firm no for me. Leggings are not pants. By definition, they are not pants. We're just talking facts here. That athleisure bandwagon everybody else happily snuggled up to did not stop for this lady.
But for me as for so many other women, 2020 has been a year of adjusting expectations—about everything. Including, as it turns out, basic closet staples. I'm far from the only person seeing elastic-waist pants in a new light these days. In 2020, button-up pants just seem like an unnecessary flex, especially for a workday full of Zooms. Even stretch jeans feel like a step too far. Why are we still zipping ourselves into things in a pandemic? Which dumpster-fire dominatrix are we trying to impress, exactly?
My daughter, of course, was way ahead of me on embracing the soft-pants lifestyle. Ever since she was a toddler, you couldn't get a pair of cords or jeans on that kid—and now that she's in elementary school, it's joggers or nothing at all on those skinny pins of hers. All I needed to do was follow her lead: Velour lounge pants, soft stretchy knit pants, wide-legged chambray pull-ons. We even have a little song we sing about them: "Soooooooffffft paaaaaaaaahnts…" (We're those kind of weirdos.)
Yes, it took the rock bottom year of our Lord 2020 for me to be able to admit it, but elastic-waisted soft pants are, um, awesome. Because of course they are. And there's no need to confine ourselves to leggings. Let's be inclusive. There's a whole elastic-waist family! Bring me your joggers, your stretch pants, your drapey wide-leg pull-ons longing to be free!
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Stretchy but polished, these knit pants look just as great with a t-shirt and knit blazer as they do with a boxy turtleneck sweater. As one reviewer puts it, "They are super comfy but look like I tried." These pants also come in black, but I'm partial to the dark cherry for brightening a grim, cloudy pandemic-winter morning.
Another entry in the comfy-but-also-somehow-totally-profesh category, these pull-on pants with an elastic waist are slimming and soft with an extra chunky and forgiving elastic band at the waist. These also come in a full-length satiny version if you're feeling that "1940s movie star who just can't get out of the bed" vibe.
You're squinting at the picture thinking, "Are these just yoga pants? Or just like extra-thick leggings? Do I need these?" Yes, you need these. The fabric is high-quality, both substantial and soft—an appreciable upgrade from thin clingy leggings or worn-out yoga pants. And you can do anything in these pants: Work out, clean house, chase children, close deals, get vaccinated. Seriously, they are the pants 2020 needs but doesn't deserve.
What's great about these joggers is that they're affordable and well-cut, and they look good on everybody—the taper and the leg width are just <chef's kiss>. Do they hold their shape or their color wash after wash? I'm afraid to say that 2020 has given me, personally, a less-than-positive answer to this question. But these are still a good buy, in my opinion, for the versatility and the price.
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a grown woman who likes to wear matching lounge sets around the house like I'm still in college. What. Get the matching top with the bottoms, throw on your smooshiest socks, and settle on the couch with your arms around your little ones, and you'll almost forget the entire world is collapsing and on fire.
I'm painfully aware that some women have been called upon to really show up to client-facing work obligations throughout 2020, looking pulled-together and confident and on top of their A-game, even if their toddler is running through the house naked on the other side of the door to their carefully-staged home office. My hat is off to these women. Also, these women deserve really nice pants.
These are kind of like the affordable answer to the beautiful M.M. LaFleur investment pants—cute, elastic-waist work pants for the rest of us. Comfortable fabric, sweet gray heathered pinstripes, a slimming tapered-and-cuffed leg, plus pockets: See, women really can have it all. Except equal pay for equal work. Still in process on that one.
"But these are maternity pants!" Hear me out. You get drapey-but-structured, you get cozy-but-lightweight, you get pockets, and they're $37. Just buy a size down. Trust me.
Just look at that pretty dolphin hem on the tapered leg—if you can even stand to behold such chic cuteness, which, okay, it's been a long year of sweatpants, maybe work your way up to it by watching some Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The pretty green color and the polished cut make these seriously great work pants, but the absurdly soft fabric is what makes them such killer work-from-home pants.
I spent all summer in various versions of swingy, wide-legged cropped pants with an elastic waist, and now that I'm about to spend most of the winter indoors, I imagine they'll remain in heavy rotation. These are made from an especially delicious cotton, all swishy and cool to the touch, and produced by a rigorously ethical company that helps build sustainable opportunities for women. So whatever else happens with the rest of 2020, at least you can feel good about wearing these.