Linda Wolff writes at Carpool Goddess, where she proves that midlife, motherhood, and the empty nest aren't so scary. Her work has appeared on The Washington Post, The Huffington Post, Good Housekeeping, Cosmopolitan, Scary Mommy, TODAY Parents, Grown and Flown, Babble, and more. She is co-author of the humorous parenting anthology But Did You Die? coming out in June. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband and two children.