Sheri Schooley is a sarcastic, witty, self-deprecating, (almost) middle-aged, hilarious wife and mother of two incredibly amazing daughters. She enjoys spending time with her family, as well as making people laugh. She currently resides in the way-too-hot State of Florida and is phenomenal at complaining about it. Sheri expresses herself best through the written word and hopes that you'll be able to connect with her through her stories of relationships, parenting, and neuroses. Sheri has been published on Yahoo! Contributors Network, TODAY Parenting Team, and xojane.com. She can be found on Facebook at facebook.com/mommyopoly, on Twitter @mommyopoly, and at www.mommyopoly.com.