Elf on the Shelf may be a modern Christmas classic, but let’s be real: not every parent has the time, energy, or creativity to stage elaborate scenes with a mischievous elf every night.
"Elves traveling from the North Pole must quarantine for 14 days upon arrival."
Elf on the Shelf—though awesome in so many ways—isn't for everyone.
I'm sorry for the time I left you in the refrigerator for 48 hours.