14 hilariously accurate tweets for all the mamas who love Target

I’ve never spent time braving the elements but I have spent time at Target on Black Friday and I think that counts

— Erin can have a little COVID as a treat (@Mom_Overboard) May 31, 2022

Overheard a mom in Target lovingly call her child "sugar opossum" and I would like to formally apologize to all my friends that will now be referred to as such

— Jess🌸 (@jessblazecos) May 27, 2022

my mom: you need to stop wasting your money shopping
also my mom: wanna go to target and tj maxx with me? 😂🙄

— raq (@raquelrae12) May 29, 2022

the shopping carts at Target have the smoothest action and it's not even close 🛒

— Don't @ Mii (@yahahahufoundme) May 23, 2022

If your girl says “I’m going to target real quick” just go to bed. She belongs to target now.

— Kucci Mane (@xtravdeezyx) May 27, 2022

Hey guys, if your wife says she's at home doing laundry, she's lying. She's at Target, they're all at Target, literally right this minute.

— BornHusky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015

bored? go to target. hungry? go to target. depressed? go to target. stressed? go to target.

— teresa!! (@IoIteresa) October 23, 2017

No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.

— haley (@haley_copeland) January 31, 2018

The bad part about going to Target by yourself on a Saturday night is…
…
…
…absolutely nothing. It’s one of the world’s purest joys.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) November 5, 2017

When I'm stressed or upset my husband says "Do you need to go to Target?" And that's how I know I married the right man.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) October 29, 2017

My son told me I’m a mean mommy and I have to shop at the mean mommy store. Do you think it’s Target? I hope it’s Target.

— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) September 21, 2021

[Target]

Me: We're just picking up a few things, right?

Wife: *evil cackle*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017

People who aren’t used to being in Target:

There are rules. Stay in your lane. The left lane is for passing only. Enjoy the popcorn. If the mom in front of you is smelling candles, be patient. Your turn is coming soon. Smile at everyone, this is our church.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 21, 2017

For anyone who says parents can't have Friday night fun, I'm at Target right now buying toilet paper.

So, yeah, you're right.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 18, 2017