8 things I want to say to my spouse the second he walks in the door

1. "I know I am wearing your sweatpants and my non-fancy robe right now, but I did have real clothes on for at least two hours today."
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- 1. “I know I am wearing your sweatpants and my non-fancy robe right now, but I did have real clothes on for at least two hours today.”
- 2. “I know it looks like the kids called all their friends over and threw a toddler rager in the living room, but they were just playing so nicely together, I wanted to keep that going.”
- 3. “I know our dinner is kind of thrown together and sad, but I tried.”
- 4. “I know my hair looks greasy and also like a rat has crawled into it and created a masterpiece of a frizzy, knotted nest—but that’s not what’s happening, I just haven’t showered in two days.”
- 5. “I know it looks like we dumped all of the clothes that we own in front of the washer and dryer… but we didn’t. Some are still in our drawers. Promise.”
- 6. “We went to the park today and had a successful visit to the dentist and the kids helped me set the table. We did a lot!”
- 7. “What was your day like? Who did you see? Where did you go? Anything cool happen? What was your train ride like? Tell me about the world out there.”
- 8. “We missed you today. And I’m exhausted. You’ve got bath time and bedtime, right?”