Home / Life I planned everything about becoming a mom—and then I actually became one Just weeks prior, I had everything planned so precisely. Things that pertained not just to the infancy stage I was so freshly experiencing now, but things that I had no right to plan, as I wouldn't truly understand them for months and some even years. By Sarah Viccarone November 20, 2018 Rectangle I was at my midwife appointment two weeks before my due date. After hearing my daughter’s heartbeat and answering some questions, the midwife asked if I was planning to breastfeed. Mentally scanning my perfectly outlined first-time-mom birth plan—complete with bullet points and bolded phrases which I had carefully picked—I realized that I hadn’t even considered this notion until half a second ago. I was so preoccupied with the details surrounding how I was going to get this baby out of me that I hadn’t contemplated how I would actually keep her alive once she was disconnected from my placenta. I shrugged and replied, “Sure, I guess I will if I can.” So I added my breastfeeding bullet point to my birth plan. I woke up to my buzzing phone on the morning of March 29th. “Due Date” popped up as a notification on my calendar, as if the birth of my child could be scheduled in the same way you would an oil change. I had everything planned. I would first labor quietly, un-medicated, wearing makeup and using my hypnobirthing techniques I been studying. Then, when I was ready to push, my baby would be delivered in a very reasonable amount of time with minimal tearing. She would be placed on my chest where together we would soak in the hormonal love cocktail that I had read so much about. Afterward, I would unpack my laptop to check work emails during the downtime that I had assured myself would be bountiful during our hospital stay. Growing more impatient as the time lingered since my due date notification, the hours turned to days. My water finally broke three long days later. My actual labor started quickly after I began bragging to my visitors about how manageable the contractions were. I sweated my makeup off soon after. The calm and meditative laboring state I had prepared myself for was more akin to the calmness one would have upon placing the palms of their hands onto the burners of a searing hot stove. The intervals between my contractions vanished as I eventually ripped my clothes off, hoping I could somehow crawl out of my skin. I gasped for breath between sobs when my midwife assured me that I was two whole centimeters dilated. As fate would have it, 48 hours later, I would deliver my bruised and exhausted baby laying on my back, crying and shaking on an ice cold operating table. As it turns out, enjoying approximately 35 seconds of sleep in a span of days doesn’t do much for one’s patience levels. Sore and freshly bound around the abdomen, I couldn’t possibly be expected to employ my motherly duties yet, could I? Whoever was supposed to serve me the hormonal love cocktail I was promised, apparently skipped my hospital room. My emails went unanswered as I ineptly tended to my shrieking newborn . “The Universe laughs when you have a plan,” I once read. The Universe must have taken one look at me and rejoiced: Boy was I in for a lesson. Once settled in at home, I realized that breastfeeding wasn’t going to work for us after all. Then I experienced a heavy period of postpartum depression. Just weeks prior, I had everything planned so precisely. Things that pertained not just to the infancy stage I was so freshly experiencing now, but things that I had no right to plan, as I wouldn’t truly understand them for months and some even years. I had sworn to myself that I would always treat my child with kindness and patience…and look good while doing so. I told myself that I would reserve time for me to enjoy my hobbies and never “lose sight of myself.” But suddenly, intellectually stimulating toys, perfectly situated hair bows, and frankly, brushed teeth meant much less to me. Through the birth of my second daughter , I learned that a healthy baby is enough, no matter how they get here. This time, using medication, I graciously welcomed her into the world. Promptly after enjoying the love cocktail I had waited so patiently for, I let the nurses whisk her off to care for her in the nursery as I took a well-deserved nap. Life with two small children required adjustments and another shift in expectations, but this time around I laughed my way through it. (And I learned to appreciate the texture of my unwashed hair, too.) It wasn’t until I finally let go of who I thought I should be that I finally felt satisfied by who I am. I am often frazzled, over-stressed and disheveled. I don’t always feel very interesting and I am no longer the perfectly curated woman I once was. I’m chronically late and not unlike my oldest daughter, I often burst in exhausted, bruised and five days late. Deadlines and appointments sometimes slip by and surprisingly, my heart continues to beat. But most importantly, I’m an extremely good mother. Pay no attention to the non-organic popsicle stains running down my children’s mismatched clothing or the bird nests of hair sitting atop their heads: because we are happy. And that is what is important. Despite my earlier expectations that I have fallen quite short of, my children are well. They are not perfect, nor am I. Neither were any of the women who have come before or will come after me. I only make plans now with the caveat that they must be subject to change. The Universe can now laugh with me, not at me. You might also like: Want to let go of your ‘plan’? 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